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1st Anniversary Single: Girl in the Cafeteria​/​Would You Love Me If I Didn't Floss?

by The Jimmys

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Hey girl in the cafeteria, You don't know it but you're already mine. Hey girl in the cafeteria, We both come here each day to dine, But I know it must be destiny Pulling me into the arms Of the girl in the cafeteria, Yeah, the girl in the cafeteria. We walk up to lunch And we always see you, You come here every day And eat the same crappy food. It might seem weird That we're looking at you, But it all makes sense When I run into you (Chorus) I see you smiling at me Across the room, But for the moment I don't know what to do. I wanna walk over one day And sit next to you, But that's never gonna happen, So this goes out to you. (Chorus) (Slow chorus) (Fast Chorus)
2.
All worlds begin in darkness And all so end The heart is no different Darkness sprouts within it It grows, consumes it Such is its nature In the end every heart returns to the darkness whence it came What's up D-rap in the house I'm gonna show my homies all around the world how to get down with rap and hip-hop And now it's time to rap Yes I'm a dentist, a tooth hygienist I'm a leapist of the oritaligist genus The plaque muscles run and hide When I'm busting out the monkey-loving fluoride Girl, would you love me if I didn't floss? Would you love me if I didn't floss? No Girl, would you love me if I didn't floss? Would you love me if I didn't floss? No If you and that is When I get paid, better brush chillings Or sooner or later I'll be drilling And while I make a killing, you won't make a shilling That's for sure, Uh (Chorus) When you get the plaque you will be back for more Not twice but thrice and that's me being nice So take my advice and everyday brush twice Till the dirty-rotten plaque gets iced (Gets iced) (Chorus) Don't floss your loss, you think it's okay? Try saying that with missing teeth and tooth decay It'll hurt like an itch and then you'll be coming my way (My way, my way....) (Chorus and bathroom sounds)

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It's been a year. The single was the first marker in The Jimmys' original music. Since then, The Jimmys released their first album, The Greatest Hits, their second, Mixey Wixey, and are currently working on their third album.
As The Jimmys' first original songs, it holds a special place, despite it being after their first recorded album, A Very Jimmys Christmas. With updated knowledge on how to produce music, John McGovern went back to the original files for "Girl in the Cafeteria" and "Would You Love Me If I Didn't Floss?" and remastered the songs for better listening.
This first anniversary addition including the remastered version of the first single.We hope you enjoy listening again to the first single, and look forward to the new album.

Best Regards,
John McGovern, Claire Roche, and Jimmy Portanova

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released April 21, 2015

Album cover by John McGovern and Jessica Romeo
Lyrics by Claire Roche, John McGovern and Jimmy Portanova (with Thomas Fasulka on "Would You Love Me If I Didn't Floss?")

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