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Hey girl in the cafeteria,
You don't know it but you're already mine.
Hey girl in the cafeteria,
We both come here each day to dine,
But I know it must be destiny
Pulling me into the arms
Of the girl in the cafeteria,
Yeah, the girl in the cafeteria.
We walk up to lunch
And we always see you,
You come here every day
And eat the same crappy food.
It might seem weird
That we're looking at you,
But it all makes sense
When I run into you
(Chorus)
I see you smiling at me
Across the room,
But for the moment
I don't know what to do.
I wanna walk over one day
And sit next to you,
But that's never gonna happen,
So this goes out to you.
(Chorus) x 3
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All worlds begin in darkness
And all so end
The heart is no different
Darkness sprouts within it
It grows, consumes it
Such is its nature
In the end every heart returns to the darkness whence it came
What's up buddies D-rap in the house
I'm gonna show my homies all around the world how to get down with rap and hip-hop
And now it's time to rap
Yes I'm a dentist, a tooth hygienist
I'm a leapist of the oritaligist genus
The plaque muscles run and hide
When I'm busting out the monkey-loving fluoride
Girl, would you love me if I didn't floss?
Would you love me if I didn't floss? No
Girl, would you love me if I didn't floss?
Would you love me if I didn't floss? No
If you and that is
When I get paid, better brush chillings
Or sooner or later I'll be drilling
And while I make a killing, you won't make a shilling
That's for sure, Uh
(Chorus)
When you get the plaque you will be back for more
Not twice but thrice and that's me being nice
So take my advice and everyday brush twice
Till the dirty rotten plaque gets iced (Gets iced)
(Chorus)
Don't floss your loss, you think it's okay?
Try saying that with missing teeth and tooth decay
It'll hurt like a itch and then you'll be coming my way (My way, my way....)
(Chorus and bathroom sounds)
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Star Sailor (Live)
03:24
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Hey Star Sailor, go
Across the endless space
And trace out constellations
Trailing stardust in your wake
Riding on the back of the comets
You glide on waves of light
Drifting through the milky way
And onward through the night
Til you fall off
The edge
Of the universe
Hey Star Sailor, swept up by sky
Drop anchor on the moon
Watch, with stars reflected in your eyes
Watch from the bow
As they twinkle and die out
Then raise the sails
And brave the churning, swirling depths of space
Voyage through the dark
Til you fall off
The edge
Of the universe
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Last Night (Live)
01:45
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Last night
I walked by
Your place
And I found
Nobody home
What to do
I said to myself
Just wait and see
You have the key
But you knew
The stories were true
I’ve been wrong to you
And now you’re gone!
I’m all alone!
Except for the tears that I weep until you come home!
I walk the streets!
I’m out in the cold!
I’ll try all night to get you back with me!
This night
You came back
To me
And I found
Tears in your eyes
What to think
I said to myself
What could it be
What did she do to me
But you said
“The stories were true
I’ve been wrong to you”
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Eyebiter Man (Live)
03:49
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Let me tell you ‘bout a story
Not a year gone by
Since the eyebiter man
Done took my eye
Cause he’s The eyebiter man
The eyebiter man
The eyebiter man ran like the win’
And I ain’t seen him ever since
The eyebiter man
He’s gonna come for me again
I can feel it in my bones
I can feel it ‘neath my skin
Cause he’s the eyebiter man
The eyebiter man
The eyebiter man is a slimy son of a gun
Ain’t gonna let him take the other one
The eyebiter man
Gonna catch me again
Yeah the eyebiter man
He’s gonna get me if he can
Cause he’s the eyebiter man
He’s the eyebiter man
The eyebiter man gonna see me
He’s comin’ round the bend
Just the other day
I seen him with ole Oed
Eatin’ cornea on the cob
And spreadin’ jelly on their bread
Cause he’s the eyebiter man
He’s the eyebiter man
The eyebiter man is gonna get him too
But he ain’t gonna get me again
I seen him in town
He said he’s coming down
I’m gonna chase him off
Can’t ya see I’ve had enough
Cause he’s the eyebiter man
The eyebiter man
I walked right up to him and spit in his eye
He ain’t comin’ back till the swamp goes dry
The eyebiter man
Ain’t gonna catch me again
Yeah the eyebiter man
He can’t get to me my friend
Cause he’s the eyebiter man
The eyebiter man
The Eyebiter ain’t Gonna see me
He’s never comin’ back round the bend
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I was sittin’ in my chair
Then I leaned back
I leaned too far
And now I’m bleeding on the floor
I’ve got the headwound blues
I’ve got the headwound blues
There be blood all over the floor
Oh baby it is the headwound blues
There was 28 paramedics
All squeezed in the room
They all asked me my name
And I told them ten times
I’ve got the headwound blues
I’ve got the headwound blues
My blood pressure is risin’
Oh baby it is the head wound blues
The room was gettin’ warm
The RA was gettin’ hot
They told me to keep cool
But I was bleedin’ a lot
I’ve got the headwound blues
I’ve got the headwound blues
And I got blood slicked in my hair
Oh baby it’s the headwound blues
My vision is gettin’ blurry
My shirt’s covered in blood
I ain’t sittin’ in that chair no more
Cause I got to buy a new one
Because of the headwound blues
I’ve got the headwound blues
There’s no more blood left to lose
‘Cause I’ve got the headwound blues
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Get up
Brush you teeth
Comb you hair
Pull your pants up tight
Read the news
Wonder why
We’re fallin’ behind
Start the car
Go to work
Get there on time
Sit and stare
At the wall
Like you’re not alive
You may not like it
But you have to deal with it
Though you don’t agree with it
‘Cause that’s the way it’s got to be
Sit up
Twirl your pen
Sort some files
And you do it right
You work
9 to 5
At your desk all night
Then you go
To the bar
To forget it all
Then you rinse
And repeat
Do it all again
(Chorus)
You’ve got
All this debt
That one day
You will have to repay
Go to school
Half your life
Just to find you can’t
Get a job
‘Til you get
Experience
Now you’re down
80 grand
That you’ll never get back
(Chorus)
Get up
Brush you teeth
Comb you hair
Pull your pants up tight
Read the news
Wonder why
We’re fallin’ behind
Start the car
Go to work
Get there on time
Sit and stare
At the wall
Like you aren’t alive
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