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Prepare To Be Rustled

by The Jimmys

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Hey girl in the cafeteria, You don't know it but you're already mine. Hey girl in the cafeteria, We both come here each day to dine, But I know it must be destiny Pulling me into the arms Of the girl in the cafeteria, Yeah, the girl in the cafeteria. We walk up to lunch And we always see you, You come here every day And eat the same crappy food. It might seem weird That we're looking at you, But it all makes sense When I run into you (Chorus) I see you smiling at me Across the room, But for the moment I don't know what to do. I wanna walk over one day And sit next to you, But that's never gonna happen, So this goes out to you. (Chorus) x 3
2.
If there’s ever a point Where you feel like you can’t Oh Just remember There’s always someone else who can’t Be happy with who you are Because you are the best If you’re down you’ll never get far That’s only half the test Chorus Soap may wash into your eyes The water’s falling from the sky The suds will run true Always be true to you If there's soap in your eyes It may sting like the lies That are always holding you back But as water runs down let it dissolve your frown Chorus You can shampoo your cares away Condition your fears away Wash your regrets down the drain Scrub your skin clear Chorus There’s a shampoo for every wound A face mask for every mood Though some people may be rude Towels will keep them subdued. So hair-dry those tears away Tomorrow is another day Your shower head will always spray You have the power so don’t dismay. Chorus x2
3.
Disposable 02:45
Men are disposable Real and compostable Trash bagged and portable But easily forgettable Can’t be irrational Never emotional Any time night or day I don’t want to feel this way And don’t tell them that they are wrong And don’t tell them that they don’t belong But don’t let them sing their song But don’t ask them to come along He can be intellectual But at times ineffectual Always makes the same mistake He’s never gonna get a break Never too responsible Always changeable Completely incapable Of understanding why Men are disposable Real and compostable Trash bagged and portable But easily forgettable Can’t be irrational Never emotional Any time night or day I don’t want to feel this way And don’t tell them that they are wrong And don’t tell them that they don’t belong But you can’t live if they are gone Just you see, it won’t be long.
4.
Get up Brush you teeth Comb you hair Pull your pants up tight Read the news Wonder why We’re fallin’ behind Start the car Go to work Get there on time Sit and stare At the wall Like you’re not alive You may not like it But you have to deal with it Though you don’t agree with it ‘Cause that’s the way it’s got to be Sit up Twirl your pen Sort some files And you do it right You work 9 to 5 At your desk all night Then you go To the bar To forget it all Then you rinse And repeat Do it all again Chorus You’ve got All this debt That one day You will have to repay Go to school Half your life Just to find you can’t Get a job ‘Til you get Experience Now you’re down 80 grand That you’ll never get back Chorus Get up Brush you teeth Comb you hair Pull your pants up tight Read the news Wonder why We’re fallin’ behind Start the car Go to work Get there on time Sit and stare At the wall Like you aren’t alive
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Eyebiter Man 03:35
Let me tell you ‘bout a story Not a year gone by Since the eyebiter man Done took my eye Cause he’s The eyebiter man The eyebiter man The eyebiter man ran like the win’ And I ain’t seen him ever since The eyebiter man He’s gonna come for me again I can feel it in my bones I can feel it ‘neath my skin Cause he’s the eyebiter man The eyebiter man The eyebiter man is a slimy son of a gun Ain’t gonna let him take the other one The eyebiter man Gonna catch me again Yeah the eyebiter man He’s gonna get me if he can Cause he’s the eyebiter man He’s the eyebiter man The eyebiter man gonna see me He’s comin’ round the bend Just the other day I seen him with ole Oed Eatin’ cornea on the cob And spreadin’ jelly on their bread Cause he’s the eyebiter man He’s the eyebiter man The eyebiter man is gonna get him too But he ain’t gonna get me again I seen him in town He said he’s coming down I’m gonna chase him off Can’t ya see I’ve had enough Cause he’s the eyebiter man The eyebiter man I walked right up to him and spit in his eye He ain’t comin’ back till the swamp goes dry The eyebiter man Ain’t gonna catch me again Yeah the eyebiter man He can’t get to me my friend Cause he’s the eyebiter man The eyebiter man The Eyebiter ain’t Gonna see me He’s never comin’ back round the bend

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"Prepared To Be Rustled" is the first "best of" album of The Jimmys. It contains songs picked by The Jimmys themselves, compiling their last two albums ("Mixey Wixey" and "Before the Age of the Choo-Choo Train"), as well as their first song "Girl in the Cafeteria." This compilation also marks a halfway point for The Jimmys, as their years in college are half over, with only four more semesters together. A changing point is also here, as Jimmy transfers to a different school, now the band must work harder to compile an album featuring all three of the members. Overall, this truly is the best of The Jimmys as of yet, as well as a landmark in their career as a band.

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released September 10, 2015

The Members of The Jimmys: Claire Roche, John McGovern and, of course, Jimmy Portanova
"This Song is Empowering" features Rebecca Mastellone on vocals.

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