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Girl In The Cafeteria
02:36
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Hey girl in the cafeteria
You don't know it but you're already mine
Hey girl in the cafeteria
We both come here each day to dine
But I know it must be destiny
Pulling me into the arms
Of the girl in the cafeteria
Yeah, the girl in the cafeteria
We walk up to lunch
And we always see you
You come here every day
And eat the same crappy food
It might seem weird
That we're looking at you
But it all makes sense
When I run into you
Hey girl in the cafeteria
You don't know it but you're already mine
Hey girl in the cafeteria
We both come here each day to dine
But I know it must be destiny
Pulling me into the arms
Of the girl in the cafeteria
Yeah, the girl in the cafeteria
I see you smiling at me
Across the room
But for the moment
I don't know what to do
I wanna walk over one day
And sit next to you
But that's never gonna happen
So this goes out to you
Hey girl in the cafeteria
You don't know it but you're already mine
Hey girl in the cafeteria
We both come here each day to dine
But I know it must be destiny
Pulling me into the arms
Of the girl in the cafeteria
Yeah, the girl in the cafeteria
Hey girl in the cafeteria
You don't know it but you're already mine
Hey girl in the cafeteria
We both come here each day to dine
But I know it must be destiny
Pulling me into the arms
Of the girl in the cafeteria
Yeah, the girl in the cafeteria
Hey girl in the cafeteria
You don't know it but you're already mine
Hey girl in the cafeteria
We both come here each day to dine
But I know it must be destiny
Pulling me into the arms
Of the girl in the cafeteria
Yeah, the girl in the cafeteria
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All worlds begin in darkness
And all so end
The heart is no different
Darkness sprouts within it It grows, consumes it
Such is its nature
In the end every heart returns to the darkness whence it came
What's up buddies D-rap in the house
I'm gonna show my homies all around the world how to get down with rap and hip-hop
And now it's time to rap
Yes I'm a dentist, a tooth hygienist
I'm a leapist of the oritaligist genus
The plaque muscles run and hide
When I'm busting out the monkey-loving fluoride
Girl, would you love me if I didn't floss?
Would you love me if I didn't floss? No
Girl, would you love me if I didn't floss?
Would you love me if I didn't floss? No
If you and that is
When I get paid, better brush chillings
Or sooner or later I'll be drilling
And while I make a killing, you won't make a shilling
That's for sure, Uh
Girl, would you love me if I didn't floss?
Would you love me if I didn't floss? No
Girl, would you love me if I didn't floss?
Would you love me if I didn't floss? No
When you get the plaque you will be back for more
Not twice but thrice and that's me being nice
So take my advice and everyday brush twice
Till the dirty rotten plaque gets iced (Gets iced)
Girl, would you love me if I didn't floss?
Would you love me if I didn't floss? No
Girl, would you love me if I didn't floss?
Would you love me if I didn't floss? No
Don't floss your loss, you think it's okay
Try saying that with missing teeth and tooth decay
It'll hurt like an itch and then you'll be coming my way (My way, my way, my way, my way)
Girl, would you love me if I didn't floss?
Would you love me if I didn't floss? No
Girl, would you love me if I didn't floss?
Would you love me if I didn't floss? No
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Disposable (Unplugged)
02:43
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Men are disposable
Real and compostable
Trash bagged and portable
But easily forgettable
Can’t be irrational
Never emotional
Any time night or day
I don’t want to feel this way
And don’t tell them that they are wrong
And don’t tell them that they don’t belong
But don’t let them sing their song
But don’t ask them to come along
He can be intellectual
But at times ineffectual
Always makes the same mistake
He’s never gonna get a break
Never too responsible
Always changeable
Completely incapable
Of understanding why
Men are disposable
Real and compostable
Trash bagged and portable
But easily forgettable
Can’t be irrational
Never emotional
Any time night or day
I don’t want to feel this way
And don’t tell them that they are wrong
And don’t tell them that they don’t belong
But you can’t live if they are gone
Just you see, it won’t be long
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Put my daughter in her dress and bring her to the house
The kids are in the yard and squealing like a mouse
Princess parties I do abhor
But I’m a good father and brought her to the door
Just then a girl ran over towards me
And covered my clothes in her iced tea
Then I was screaming at a pretty princess party
Screaming at a pretty princess party
I went to the moon bounce to supervise
The little girls kept poking my eyes
My daughter made me put on lots of makeup
All that glitter makes me want to throw up
Just then a girl ran over towards me
And covered my clothes in her iced tea
Then I was screaming at a pretty princess party
Screaming at a pretty princess party
The party’s almost over and I’m full with glee
Now I can go home and watch TV
My daughter didn’t want to go home
All she did was scream and moan
Just then a girl ran over towards me
And covered my clothes in her iced tea
Then I was screaming at a pretty princess party
Screaming at a pretty princess party
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Fun Thing
03:47
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Hardcore Funcke
02:56
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With rose-colored glasses
She looks to the sky
Fire and ashes
Turn to clouds in her eyes
But she’ll never see the trees
Just the pleasant dreams
Of a world that exists in her mind
The sun fades away
As the darkness breaks through
And she’s only left
With the golden fruit
From the Garden of Eden
From me it was given
From my love to love now gone by
Oooh, Oooh
The world is filled with wonder and fantasy
Oooh, Oooh
As the cool sea breeze blows through my hair I’m alive
There’s a grave where she lies
Beneath the rolling sea
Where it was that I left her
Beneath the willow tree
Through rose-colored glasses
Her life before her passes
To see what there is to be seen
Oooh, Oooh
The world is filled with wonder and fantasy
Oooh, Oooh
As the cool sea breeze blows through my hair I’m alive
Twas that very night
She breathed her final breath
Those rose-colored eyes
Had never seen death
With her innocence taken
And her mind shaken
She covered her face and she cried
Oooh, Oooh. Oooh, Oooh
Oooh, Oooh.
The world is filled with wonder and fantasy
Oooh, Oooh
As the cool sea breeze blows through my hair I’m alive
Oooh, Oooh
The world is filled with wonder and fantasy
Oooh, Oooh
As the cool sea breeze blows through my hair I’m alive
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