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A friend of one of the group members send the lyrics to this rap without the thought that it would become one. The group unanimously came to the decision that with genius such as this, it must become what it was meant to be. After lyrical alterations and Jimmy teaching the rest in how rap is done, the song was create with a mash of John brushing his teeth and using mouthwash. The group was so dedicated that they went into the bathroom in order to record the sound of a sink running.
This song contains explicit words.

lyrics

All worlds begin in darkness
And all so end
The heart is no different
Darkness sprouts within it
It grows, consumes it
Such is its nature
In the end every heart returns to the darkness whence it came

What's up D-rap in the house
I'm gonna show my homies all around the world how to get down with rap and hip-hop
And now it's time to rap

Yes I'm a dentist, a tooth hygienist
I'm a leapist of the oritaligist genus
The plaque muscles run and hide
When I'm busting out the monkey-loving fluoride

Girl, would you love me if I didn't floss?
Would you love me if I didn't floss? No
Girl, would you love me if I didn't floss?
Would you love me if I didn't floss? No

If you and that is
When I get paid, better brush chillings
Or sooner or later I'll be drilling
And while I make a killing, you won't make a shilling
That's for sure, Uh

(Chorus)

When you get the plaque you will be back for more
Not twice but thrice and that's me being nice
So take my advice and everyday brush twice
Till the dirty-rotten plaque gets iced (Gets iced)

(Chorus)

Don't floss your loss, you think it's okay?
Try saying that with missing teeth and tooth decay
It'll hurt like an itch and then you'll be coming my way (My way, my way....)

(Chorus and bathroom sounds)

credits

from 1st Anniversary Single: Girl in the Cafeteria​/​Would You Love Me If I Didn't Floss?, released April 21, 2015
Vocals: Claire, Jimmy, John
Chorus Vocals: Claire
Guitar: Jimmy and Claire
Toothbrush and Mouthwash: John

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